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I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke Shirt Sweatshirt Hoodie

$21.99

Classic Mens Shirt +
Premium T-shirt +
Ladies T-shirt +
Unisex V-neck +
Unisex Long Sleeve +
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt +
Unisex Hoodie +
Unisex Tank top +
Kid T-shirt +
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SIZING CHART

CUSTOM ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT G200 or G500:

  • 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
  • Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Roomy Unisex Fit
  • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
  • Made by Gildan®
g200 shirt size charts

PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ + Hoodie 3D Print:

  • 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
  • Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
  • Made by Gildan
g185 hoodie sizing chart

NEXT LEVEL PREMIUM SHORT SLEEVE TEE

  • 4.3 oz, 100% combed cotton jersey
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
  • 32 singles for extreme softness; 1×1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
  • Made by Next Level
nl3600 sizing chart

NEXT LEVEL PREMIUM LONG SLEEVE TEE

 
  • 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
  • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
  • Made by Gildan®
 

LADIES CUSTOM 100% COTTON T-SHIRT  G500L Or G200L:

  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine ½ inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
  • Made by: Gildan

PRINTED CREWNECK PULLOVER SWEATSHIRT 8 OZ+ 3D Print:

  • 8 oz; 50% cotton/50% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1×1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
  • Made by Gildan
g180 sizing chart

3480 Bella + Canvas Unisex Tank

 
  • 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
  • Dark Grey Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Unisex sizing; sideseamed
  • Decoration type: DTG Print
  • Made by Bella + Canvas

100% COTTON TANK TOP:

  • 100% cotton
  • Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
  • Made by Gildan®
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BELLA+CANVAS FLOWY RACERBACK TANK:

  • 3.7 oz., 65% polyester, 35% viscose; 30 singles
  • Racerback with sheering at seam; sideseamed merrowed bottom hem
  • Easy, drapey fit; Runs small, order one size up for a fuller fit
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
  • Made by Bella + Canvas
racerback tank top size

420 Augusta Colorblock Raglan Jersey

 
  • 50% polyester/50% cotton jersey knit
  • 3/4 Colorblock raglan sleeves
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
  • Made By: Augusta
  

AOP T-shirt Dress

Kid Shirt

SizeLengthBust
XS20.5 in (52.07 cm)32 in (81.28 cm)
S22 in (55.88 cm)32.28 in (82 cm)
M23.5 in (59.69 cm)33.86 in (86 cm)
L25 in (63.5 cm)36.22 in (92 cm)
XL26.5 in (67.31 cm)37.8 in (96 cm)
  • Total: $0.00
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About I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke Shirt Sweatshirt Hoodie Features

I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke Shirt Sweatshirt Hoodie
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke Shirt Sweatshirt Hoodie
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke Shirt Sweatshirt Hoodie
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke Shirt Sweatshirt Hoodie
The “I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke” shirt may seem shocking to some, but for others, it’s a humorous way to express their love for the popular soda. This tongue-in-cheek phrase has become a trending catchphrase among Diet Coke enthusiasts, who often use it to show just how much they adore the beverage. The bold statement on the shirt grabs attention and sparks conversation, making it a fun and quirky fashion choice.

The juxtaposition of such a violent act with a harmless drink like Diet Coke creates a sense of irony and absurdity that is sure to make people do a double take. This playful and cheeky design appeals to those with a sarcastic sense of humor or those who appreciate clever wordplay. It’s a way to showcase your personality and make a bold statement without taking yourself too seriously.

Ultimately, the “I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke” shirt is not meant to be taken literally but rather as a lighthearted joke. It’s a way to stand out from the crowd and add a touch of humor to your wardrobe. Whether you’re a die-hard Diet Coke fan or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go.

I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke Shirt Sweatshirt Hoodie Product:

  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: medium
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
  • Tear away label
  • Without side seams
  • Ribbed knit collar without seam

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  • Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit within 7-10 business days).
  • Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 7-10 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
    • Shirts print in US
    • Shipping Cost:
      • The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
      • Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
    • Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
    • Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
    • Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
    • If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.

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